Div Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 Čita se presuda: -Sudsko vijeće BIH osiđuje Sulja Kurića zbog krađe u preduzeću na dva meseca apsa. Ima li osuđeni šta da izjavi? -Imam, vala. Jebo ja mater sudskom vijeću. Ponovo se čita presuda: -Sudsko vijeće BIH osiđuje Sulja Kurića zbog krađe u preduzeću na dva meseca apsa i na hiljadu maraka globe zbog vrijeđanja suda. Ima li osuđeni šta da izjavi? -Imam, vala. Jebo ja mater i oca sudskom vijeću. Ponovo se čita presuda: -Sudsko vijeće BIH osiđuje Sulja Kurića zbog krađe u preduzeću na dva meseca apsa, hiljadu maraka globe zbog vrijeđanja suda i sudsko vijeće jebe sve po spisku Sulji Kurtiću. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constantin Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 London: Ko je? -DejvidMadrid: Ko je? -MigelBerlin: Ko je? -HansTokio: Ko je? -TaičiNiš: Ko je? -Ja sam be nabijem ti ga 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constantin Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kronostime Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kolbas Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 Otišla Brnabička kod ginekologa: -"Gospodjo, pa vama je sve besprekorno. Vagina čista kao suza. Kako je održavate?" -"Dolazi mi žena 3-4 puta nedeljno" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoyogi Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 Kaže Piroćanac sinu: sada imaš 17 godina, šta da ti tatko da za poklon? Lubenicu, reče sin. Godinu dana kasnije, Piroćanac kaže sinu, sada si punoletan, 18 godina šta hoćeš za poklon? Pivo, reče sin. "Kamo pivo posle lubenice?" Piroćanac, tata reče. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Div Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 - Jel znaš zašto krokodil nema grbu? - Ne znam, zašto? - Koji će mu kurac. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Div Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 Došao dedica kod popa da se ispovedi. -Oče, počinili smo greh, baba i ja vodili ljubav. -Pa, nije to greh, venčani ste. -Jesmo venčani, ali usred dana. -Pa, dobro, nema neko određeno vreme za to. - Moram da vam kažem, to je bilo pored frižidera. - Samo mirno, nije ni to problem. -Jel ćete da nas izbacite iz crkve. -Nećemo, ne brinite. A, ovi iz Maxija nas izbacili. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Down With The Sickness Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 Evo ga jedan matematicki: Ako Mara trosi 500 € mesecno, a Mirko zaradjuje 300 € mesecno ..... Zna li Mirko da postoji Slavko? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kronostime Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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... Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 ok boomer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constantin Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kolbas Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dude Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 Sta radi Sasa Matic u bioskopu? - Jede kokice. Kako su ga roditelji kaznjavali kad je bio mali? - Premestali su mu raspored u sobi Sta Sasa Matic kaze na viceve o njemu? - Ne vidim u cemu je fora Kako se zove prostitutka koja je imala los dan? - Nikita 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sen Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 Baciti pogled na komentare (ima dobrih): Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ras kass Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 A man goes shopping in a Moscow supermarket, mumbling to himself: -There's no eggs, no milk, no bread. no meat... A policeman hears that, approaches him and says: -Comrade, if you keep talking like this I will hit you in the head with my pistol! The man replies: -Jesus!We ran out of bullets too?! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kolbas Posted July 27, 2020 Share Posted July 27, 2020 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Radoye Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 Čuo Lala da se u apoteci prodaje "muška voda" pa ode da pita kako to radi i pošto je. Kaže mu apotekar: - Prodajemo na litar i košta 1000 dinara. Svaki dan popiješ čašu od 2 dl i nema više problema sa potencijom! - Uf skupo mi je to, jel' mogu ja da probam 1 dl za džabe pa ako radi ja ću da dođem i da kupim celu litru? - Ne može Lalo, to tako ne funkcioniše, moraš ceo litar da popiješ da radi, 5 puta po 2 dl na dan! - Al' kako ja da znam da će to da radi ako prvo ne probam? Daj 1 dl, ako ti je to puno daj makar da omirišem! - Čoveče, zar ne razumeš da to tako ne radi? Hoćeš li ti da JEBEŠ ili šta? - Ja bi' samo mal'ko da zajebavam... (svaka sličnost sa skorašnjim događajima na ovom forumu je - očigledna) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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