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Kronostime Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 У ВРАЊЕ НЕМА ЛАГАЊЕ Туј у једно село у околину дошја Љубиша куде Стеву. Чукне на врата, и отвори му Стевин наjмалеј син. Љубиша га питује:"Синко, дом ли су ти татко и мајка"? "Нема ги, отоше у варош". "А брат Ђока, он има ли га"? "Не, и он отиде с' њи. А што ти требав, а чича Љубе"? Љубиша се узврте и поче нешто да ш'пка. А дете ће: "Абе чича Љубе, ако ти треба нешто од алат, ја знам куде је па ћу ти дам"! "Море, не ми треба тој, него реко да попричам са татка ти у вези Ђоку. Како да ти кажем, твој брат Ђока направи дете на моју ћерку Милеву"! Дете се мало замисли, па ће каже: "Е па за тој ће мора причаш с' татка. Знам да за бика узима пет иљаде, за вепра две, ал за Ђоку стварно не знам колко..." 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kronostime Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Doodi muž doma i vidi ženu kako razvukuje kore za banicu. Onakoj ubavo se namestila pa s'm vrcka sas dupence. Padne mu mrak na oči, podigne vu suknju i brzinski gu odraboti. Ona se okrenu pa ga poglednu i vika mu: -Pa tolko brzo. Nesam stigla ni jednu koru da razvučem. -Pa ženo požurija sam, reče komšija Milojko će dođe nešto ima rabotimo. -A komšija, pa bija je već. -I kol'ko se zadržaja?-Pa četri kore... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vjekoslav Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 Spoiler nadjem u kupatilu prije neki dan. kupila mi supruga. ostao sam, najblaze receno, bez teksta. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinik Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 ... witzovi su totalno 'nepolitkorektni', pa da se prisruzim 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kolbas Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Kako se zove Crnogorac narkoman? Šmrčo! 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tomiprunet Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 Citauci temu o problemima na politici, i Vjekoslavov post o lali i vozu. Pa mi pao na pamet jedan slican vic. Ode Bunjevac iz Tavankuta na zeljeznicku stanicu u Peking, i na salteru za prodaju karata trazi kartu do tavankuta, a salterusa ga pita do kog Gornjeg ili Donjeg 🙂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vjekoslav Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 nikom nije smiješno? 10 dana Berlina? tough audience. ... ovaj sam vic snimio prije 12 godina. možda razbijemo led. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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