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Kronostime Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 Quote Slušam na poslu neka mlada deca od 20tak godina pričaju o svom prvom seksualnom iskustvu, stan na dan, džakuzi, latice cveće, sveće kao na četeres' dana, a u džakuzuju DNK od Živorada i Svetlane iz Putinaca kad se dovatili jedared kad on išao na put kao a ona kao menjala koleginicu u noćnoj. I onda sećanje seže na moje, kada sam jednu zvaćemo je Bangava zbog zaštite podataka vodio na Galovicu na kao pecanje. Dovatili se kao oni rvači Pelivani u koske onako znojavi od vrućine, bilo možda 15 i 30, sunce ti plekano, prvo se valjali kao Žiža i Prle u Otpisanima a da bar šatorsko ponesoh, nego samo majca i šorc. U naletu strasti upadosmo u neku tinju, bambuse, drapao sam se 7 dana što od pijavice, 2 krpelja, komaraca, a i neki linjak mi se šnjurao oko gujzce. Ova se kikoće, kliberi, lepo joj valjda, a po nama suve trave kao dva slamena iz Oza, imao neku terijerku Cujku, pratila svuda kao Toto Doroti iz Kanzasa, ne možeš se opustiti kad te gleda baksuz. Ali nekako se završi, gledali nebo sat vrrmena i razmišljali kada ćemo opet na pecanje. Love nije bilo za hotel, svako u tom Socijalizmu u kući imao ujaka, tetku, nekog rodjaka na studijama, nikada nisi mogao biti sam, majke mu ga spopandrknem. To je bila takozvana kriza slobodnog i ličnog prostora. Ali, završavalo se, volelo se, sexalo se, i to iskrenije nego danas ova djeca što to rade kao babuni na rtu Dobre nade i posle beži, traži drugu, drugog. Napušiće me klinci kao vidi ga Sećanja starog bumera, a i jesam i bumer i krindžer, ali ako HOĆEŠ DA LJUBIŠ A NE ZNAŠ DA VOLIŠ, džaba sve familijo. Dobro ustali i uzbrdo brzi bili. Mene san probudi u pola 6, penzijo dobrodošla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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𝓑𝓪𝓫𝔂 Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 On 4/23/2023 at 4:02 AM, Kronostime said: Pre par dana drustvo na plazi i jedna malo vise drami nego potrebno oko ajkula. Drugar pocne da prica kako njegova zena isto tako, ali ona kada odu na more prvo pobaca decu u vodu pa ako se nista ne desi, skace. Mi u nesvesest. 16 hours ago, Kronostime said: Sve je dobro dok ne pocne da je hrani kobasicama i cvarcima 😄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pletilja Posted May 1, 2023 Share Posted May 1, 2023 On 4/24/2023 at 1:06 PM, Kronostime said: Mozete da se smejete do sutra (i ja sam) ali nemate pojma koja je ovo muka: krenem u grad pa se na pola puta ukopam na mestu, da li sam zatvorila slavinu u kupatilu, da li je ostalo nesto na ringli ili sam cigaretu ostavila na ivici pepeljare...hvatam prvi taksi i vracam se kuci. Taksi poskupeo pa mi je jeftinije da sve tri neuralgicne tacke snimim telefonom i budem mirna. Da komsija ne mora da preskace ogradu na terasi i iskljucuje ringlu na kojoj je ostala sherpa sa slatkim od belih treshanja. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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